by odoriferouszephyrs November 15, 2011 Comments
FOR GOD AND COUNTRY WE ASSOCIATE OURSELVES TOGETHERFOR THE FOLLOWING PURPOSES:

To uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America;

To maintain law and order;

To foster and perpetuate a one hundred percent Americanism;

To preserve the memories and incidents of our associations in the Great Wars;

To inculcate a sense of individual obligation to the community, state and nation;

To combat the autocracy of both the classes and the masses;

To make right the master of might;

To promote peace and goodwill on earth;

To safeguard and transmit to posterity the principles of justice, freedom and democracy;

To consecrate and sanctify our comradeship by our devotion to mutual helpfulness.
Preamble to the Constitution | The American Legion

woah. i can’t even begin to parse "the autocracy of both the classes and the masses" wtf is an autocracy of the masses? "make right the master of might" REALLY creeps me out.

ex-pornstars reading to children?!? what’s next…hookers for Jesus, err…

by odoriferouszephyrs November 15, 2011 Comments
feelimlosingthefeeling:

planecrashinc:

There’s been some discussion about what she’s doing in this pic.
Guys, it’s obvious, right? 

Well, it isn’t the Smurf. Obviously. Jenny can’t do that shit.

feelimlosingthefeeling:

planecrashinc:

There’s been some discussion about what she’s doing in this pic.

Guys, it’s obvious, right? 

Well, it isn’t the Smurf. Obviously. Jenny can’t do that shit.

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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by odoriferouszephyrs November 14, 2011 Comments
An Alton woman said Monday that she and several of her family members were contacted by state police detectives on Saturday and interviewed about a child abuse case from the 1970s involving Carlson and an 11-year-old boy.

Boy Scout leaders at Katahdin Area Council also said they turned over a letter concerning Carlson to state police detectives on Monday that includes allegations of child abuse.

“Marshall Steinmann, our council’s Scout executive, received a letter this morning concerning this matter and … immediately turned it over to the Maine State Police,” Daniel Lee, Kathadin Area Council president, said in an email Monday afternoon.
Rev. Robert Carlson under investigation by state police before his death — Maine News — Bangor Daily News

follow-up to yesterday’s post. [sigh] EVERY DAY THE NEWS IS THE SAME.

by odoriferouszephyrs November 14, 2011 Comments

rawpleasures:

The Great Society Mind Destroyers - Equation of Time

by odoriferouszephyrs November 14, 2011 Comments

elizabitchez:

My boyfriend sends me weird shit sometimes.

Bizarre Chinese Old-folks Choir Covers Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” (by mishenic)

beachwood!

by odoriferouszephyrs November 13, 2011 Comments
BUCKSPORT, Maine — The Rev. Robert Carlson, head of Penobscot Community Health Care and a well-known figure in Greater Bangor, has died.

The Waldo County Sheriff’s Department reported that Carlson’s body was found mid-morning Sunday in the Penobscot River near the Penobscot Narrows Bridge, which crosses the river between Verona Island and Prospect.

“It looks like this gentleman jumped off the bridge and his body was recovered this morning,” said Waldo County Sheriff’s Department Chief Deputy Jeff Trafton. “We got the first call around 4 a.m. We don’t know [how long he was on the bridge before he jumped]. All we know is we got a report of a possible jumper.”

Carlson, 68, an Air Force veteran, served as pastor of the East Orrington Congregational Church.

“When I sa
Rev. Robert Carlson, Greater Bangor leader, found dead in Penobscot River — Maine News — Bangor Daily News

i knew this guy. sort of. major figure in my hometown. now to wait for the other shoe to drop on why he done himself in.

fuckyeahdementia:

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Le Sigh
by odoriferouszephyrs November 12, 2011 Comments
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by discordian-dilemma November 11, 2011 Comments
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